1. champagnewithpapi:

    "Wanna smell?"

    (Source: viejospellejos, via cokeflow)


  2. me n my turtle boyfriend

    1. me: wow ur so hard
    2. him: that me shell

    1. Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
    2. Cashier: Are you 18?
    3. Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
  5. lukecastellan:

    the fault in our status quo - 2014

    (via maisiewilliams)

  6. ruinedchildhood:

    Bikini Bottom just got real..

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via meladoodle)


  7. lameborghini:

    *lovingly calls u a lil shit*

    (via joshpeck)

  8. illumahottie:




    Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

    I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

    LOOK. this shit is IT.

    g o o o o o o d b y e

    (via kermittheamphibian)


  9. assvvipe:

    summer lovin
    had me a blast
    summer lovin
    dick in my ass

    (via panerasexual)