1. (Source: cristinmilioti, via nymheria)

     

  2. cokeflow:

    cokeflow:

    I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

    when did I post this

    (via kermittheamphibian)

     

  3. ammit420:

    *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

    (Source: ammits420friendlychillspot, via penis-hilton)

     
  4. diancie:

    pettyhurts:

    which voice is rihanna’s?

    PLEASE!!!!

    (Source: itstonybetch, via penis-hilton)

     
     
  5. iwishihadafather:

    hes not even down on one knee. he’s down on both knees with those cheep ass weed socks and converse shoes this girl needs to love herself

    (Source: thiswaydie, via penis-hilton)

     
  6. fjordism:

    AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

    (via 420dongsquad)

     
     

  7. mister-smalls:

    nylooms:

    tupacabra:

    image

    it’s a metaphor

    The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

    The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

    (via asinglecanofpepsi)

     

  8. breadmaakesyoufat:

    when everyone except for your mom is happy dat ur dead

    image

    (via trashboat)

     
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  10. trashboat:

    lzbth:

    im amazed

    ART SQUART